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Sex
I’m not sure where to post this, religion, pets, or hobbies.
Sex before marriage is a sin, unless you do it doggy-style, all dogs go to heaven.
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10 Replies
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Peter, that’s bad 😁 😂 😀 🤣
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I liked it.
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🤫😂 I like the dirty JOKE!
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🤣😂😍😜 Did not know……😅
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Here are some funny, mildly dirty jokes for a bit of humor:
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Why don’t we do it in the road?
- Because the chicken crossed it first!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
- Because he was outstanding in his field, just like the way I want to be outstanding in bed!
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
- It’s gonna take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid!
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Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
- Because they are shellfish, but I can be selfless with you!
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What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
- About 30 pounds.
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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
- Because it couldn’t find a date.
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
- How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
- Because they make up everything, just like my excuses to see you!
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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
- One is a Goodyear. The other is a great year.
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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
- In case they get a hole in one!
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Sure, here are some mildly sexual dirty jokes for a bit of humor:
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Why did the baker become a baseball player?
- Because he was great at battering up!
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Why did the guy bring a ladder to the bar?
- He heard the drinks were on the house!
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What’s long and hard and has “come” in it?
- A cucumber!
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Why do vegetables never go out on dates?
- Because they’re afraid of getting steamed up!
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Why don’t we tell secrets on a farm?
- Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk!
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What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?
- One snatches your watch, and the other watches your snatch.
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
- Because he was outstanding in his field, and he always knew how to handle the polls!
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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
- He couldn’t concentrate!
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What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
- Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore!
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Why did the tomato turn red?
- Because it saw the salad dressing!
These jokes are designed to be playful and light-hearted, perfect for a bit of laughter among friends who appreciate a cheeky sense of humor.
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We need more humor in today’s world, keep the lol’s coming!
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LOL
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😂🤣😂🤣