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I cannot stand the cold weather. I am also a winter denier. There is a tractor in my shed and a snowplow attachment right next to it. I refuse to attach the snowplow because I do not want to admit that it may snow.

Scientists still have not figured out the missing link in our evolution. I know a few people who look like they are only the second generation in their family that has been standing up straight. There is an obvious gap in the evolution chart.

So, there are a lot of theories. I think the missing link is an extra terrestrial. They came here and started to breed with earth’s inhabitants. We have seen cave drawings in ancient caves and even in the pyramids.

What do you think? What or who is the missing link?