Congratulations to former President Donald Trump. On November 5th, 2024, Former President Donald J. Trump and Senator JD Vance won the Republican ticket to the White House. Kamala Harris and her running mate Tim Waltz lost the Democrat ticket to the Presidency after Kamala Harris spent $1 billion dollars and is $20 million in debt. There are still staff members who are due their paychecks and are waiting.

Here are a few relevant points to consider:

Political Implications of Election Results

Impact on the Republican Party: Trump’s nomination could unify different factions within the GOP or exacerbate divisions, depending on how his campaign is received by various voter demographics.

Democratic Strategy Moving Forward: The outcome of Kamala Harris and Tim Walz may prompt the Democratic Party to reassess its strategies, messaging, and candidate selection for future elections.

Campaign Financing: The mention of significant campaign spending and debt raises questions about campaign finance regulations and money’s political influence.

Staff and Campaign Management: The situation with unpaid staff can affect morale and the overall effectiveness of a campaign. It highlights the importance of financial management in political campaigns.

Voter Sentiment: Understanding voter sentiments and the issues that matter most to them will be crucial for both parties’ preparations for the general election.

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Home prices in Chicago South Loop are plummeting. Sellers are lowering prices and offering incentives. This correction is continuing throughout the city and Suburbs. Expect the downturn to continue in Chicago and other cities. Stay tuned

I would like to refinance my mortgage. My credit score is currently approximately 695-715. I have a Chapter 11 that was discharged in June 2020. I would like to refinance by adding a co-borrower with a credit score of 780-800. My current home value is approximately $420,000, and my current principal balance is $218,000. I would like to take $100,000 from equity. Can you help us?

I have been paying my Chapter 13 repayment plan for eight months now, along with my mortgage, and no late payments. March will be 1 year. My interest rate is 5.625%. My home is worth $333.100, and I owe $226.000. Is it worth trying to refinance to a FHA mortgage in March 2025 or should I stay where I am? My mortgage is owned by investors, and they are always wanting to take me to court to increase my payments. And this is after we went to court and agreed on a repayment plan.

I have been in Chapter 13 for 12 months with no late payments. I would like to obtain an FHA to buy a home. However, I am concerned that my Chapter 13 monthly payment and student loans (deferred for 4 more years) will keep me from qualifying because my DTI will be too high. I only make about 70,000 a year. My Chapter 13 payment is 471 every two weeks. My student loans are around 80,000 (1% is 800). Is it possible for me to be approved?

I am going through a divorce, and the last piece is buying my spouse out of the home. I have lived off-site since we started the process. I was about to close a loan to pay off my spouse, but the loan stalled as the lender stated I had to have lived there for at least 12 months. The home is paid for, so I would functionally take out a first mortgage. I have been unable to find anything other than I must occupy the home within 60 days of closing. Does this sound like lime? Lender rule, or am I missing something? The FHA guidelines?

What are mortgage rates today Monday August 5th, 2024. Why is the Dow Jones Industrial Average Down 1,000 points? Why are the 30-year U.S. Treasuries down and what does this mean to mortgage rates? Why is Gold and Silver down and what this mean? What is the Federal Reserve Board thinking?

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There are thousands of reports that Joe Biden is dead. There are reports of witnesses seen Joe Biden wear a lifelike mask. There are reports the current Joe Biden is a body double. So what is it. Is Joe Biden dead? Did Joe Biden get executed due to crime against humanity and TREASON in Guantemo Bay through Military Tribunal?

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It’s OFFICIAL. Barack Obama has convinced Joe Biden to step down from running for reelection in 2024 against former President Donald Trump. We have not heard from Joe Biden or Jill Biden but we have heard this breaking news from reliable sources. More updates to come.

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Want to tell our members about Derrick Grayson and the video message I saw. I could not believe my ears to hear Mr. Derrick Grayson about all the questionable lies and theories from EVIL and politicians. I will not say too much until you all see Derrick Grayson podcast. You will NOT be disappointed.

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The verdict is in on former President Donald Trump’s trial in New York. Former President Donald Trump has been found guilty on all 34 charges in his hush money case. Never before in history has a former president of the United States been tried after they left office of the Presidency. This trial of former President Donald Trump was politically motivated with many things wrong with even going to trial. No doubt the trial was politically motivated due to the fear and panic of former President Donald Trump running for office of the Presidency of the United States in November 2024. The charges against President Donald Trump are related to falsifying business records to conceal a $130,000 payment made to adult film star Stormy Daniels. This payment was part of an effort to prevent Daniels from going public with her claims about a 2006 encounter with Trump. This historic conviction marks Trump as the first former U.S. president to be convicted of felony crimes. The jury deliberated for 9.5 hours before reaching their verdict, which involved examining numerous invoices, vouchers, and checks connected to the reimbursement payments made to Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen, who initially covered the payment to Daniels. The sentencing for Trump is scheduled for July 11, just before the Republican National Convention where he is expected to be nominated as the 2024 presidential candidate.

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I am trying to get my head around and grasp this AI; it’s not working. While at my cardiologist recently, we had a discussion on AI. His son is a cellist and has played professionally for years.

He stated, “There are good things about AI.” He went on to say his son played cello two years ago in a recording studio in Kentucky. He played the first part of a symphony he wrote, had it recorded with AI, and AI finished the symphony. My doctor said it was musically perfect—no mistakes from any instrument. The only thing missing was passion; passion in music cannot be duplicated. The essence of music is to feel its energy radiate through your body. If it doesn’t, something is missing.

I’ve been experiencing a similar reaction to my short stories. My critics read the post, not the story, then break down each phrase and each word. Here is an example: my book. “If The Creek Don’t Rise There Will Be A Parade.” I know what the title means; AI doesn’t need to explain it to me. Pretty condescending. However no one reads the book. “Wow Wine Wednesdays,” a short post on a certain wine I like. AI explains “Wednesdays,” ‘the middle of the week break.’ No one mentioned the wine. This AI is erasing all the passion involved in writing. If AI critiqued “Old Man and the Sea,” it would say, “Old man, a male of old age,” and “seas,” a large body of water smaller than an ocean. Sure it makes me want to read the book.

AI, as far as I’m concerned, always misses the point. Although you can’t argue with the facts of AI, they will always be correct. My definition of AI. AI is a big windbag that states truths, never having an opinion on any discussion. It’s like that smart ass kid you grew up with who knew all the facts about baseball but couldn’t hit a ball or catch a ball. He may know the facts, but he will never know the feeling of running down a fly ball in the outfield on a warm summer afternoon while your teammates are cheering for you to catch the ball. AI has no feelings; it can’t register passion. In truth, you can’t explain something you never really experienced.

AI will never give me goose bumps, or that warm feeling when hearing the violin, how the strings be so soothing it will erase any depression. It will never give me the tingling sensation that’s engulfs my body when a soprano hits their high C in an aria.

Let’s break down Artifical Intelligence like AI would.

Artifical: an adjective which modifies a noun: made or produced by a human being rather than occurring naturally. In other words FAKE.

Intelligence: a noun the subject of the sentence: the ability to acquire knowledge and skill

To make logical chooses, to be able to solve problems, apply critical thinking and think in the abstract. In other words being able to THINK.

AI is really a phooey, its fake and it can’t think. Ergo an oxymoron.

Oxymoron: Greek, “Oxus” means sharp and “Moros means” foolish.

I am diligently doing my due diligence on adopting either a Doberman Pinscher or a German Shepherd puppy or young adult once I close on my first home. Can anyone tell me the character between Doberman Pinschers and German Shepherds? My wife and I never had a large dog. We have young children and small dogs and cats. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance.

If a NMLS licensed loan officer works for a mortgage broker and is licensed in 30 states, can the loan officer be paid their commissions by 1099 on states that he is licensed in that allow 1099 compensation and be paid W2 on states that do not allow 1099 compensation>

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Who is this Anthony Fauci? Is he a medical doctor? Does he have a PhD? Does Anthony Fauci a real doctor? Is the information that Dr. Anthony Fauci worked for more than 50 years at the National Institutes of Health worked to manage U.S. public health crises, such as the HIV/AIDS epidemic in the 1980s, the West Nile Virus outbreak in 2009, H1N1, Ebola, Zika and Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS), among others true? Did doctor Fauci was leading monster to have created and launched coronavirus and was in charge of developing the coronavirus vaccine to be used as a weapon of mass destruction? Did Dr. Fauci kill thousands of Beagle dogs to use them for lab testing purposes? Is Dr. Fauci a monster or a real doctor who wants to help people?

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What’s the LTV that an investor can use for rental income? Is it still 75%?

A homily early in Advent last year at St. Paul’s in Tampa, reminded me of a similar homily I heard years ago about prayer. There was a flood predicted and one man refused to heed the warning of the local authorities to vacate before the flood arrived, his answer was, “I will be fine I am praying to God.” Some hours passed and the flood worsened, the sheriff sent a boat to the man’s house to rescue him, “I am fine I am praying to God.” The boat left only to return three hours later and the man still refused to leave. Finally, the man was on his roof praying to God for help when just then a helicopter arrived to save him, still he refused, and he drowned.

When the man was greeted by God at the pearly gates he asked God, why He didn’t help him after praying so hard, God said “ I did help you I sent the sheriff, a boat and a helicopter.” The moral of the story is God answer prayers, maybe not the way we want, but He answers them.

I know God answers prayers, I don’t know how? I have prayed and prayed for things in my life, these prayers were not answered right away. If my prayer wasn’t answered, so I thought, it really was answered and the answer was “no.” God will give us the tools to help ourselves, we have to be aware of them and use them accordingly. I always pray, I wake up and pray, a prayer is constantly going through my head, and so many times the devil enters to trip me up with the words, he wants me to trip and fall so he can help me. It may have worked at one time, not now, and that’s the reason I am writing this story.

I pray to Padre Pio, “pray, hope and don’t worry,” that was Padre Pio’s mantra. I wear a St. Benedict medal attached to my crucifix to keep the devil away. For the last few weeks I have been wearing a Immaculate Mary medal on a black leather bracelet. I was never in the habit of praying to Mary, I do now and it works. My worries and troubles have not changed, but praying to Mary has eased my mind and prepared me for the future with a clearer head. This past Advent I prepared myself for the arrival of Jesus, and I have never felt so serene and so joyous. I know my prayers are being answered. In the end of this life I fully believe that praying has made a difference in my life. Pray!A homily early in Advent last year at St. Paul’s in Tampa, reminded me of a similar homily I heard years ago about prayer. There was a flood predicted and one man refused to heed the warning of the local authorities to vacate before the flood arrived, his answer was, “I will be fine I am praying to God.” Some hours passed and the flood worsened, the sheriff sent a boat to the man’s house to rescue him, “I am fine I am praying to God.” The boat left only to return three hours later and the man still refused to leave. Finally, the man was on his roof praying to God for help when just then a helicopter arrived to save him, still he refused, and he drowned.

When the man was greeted by God at the pearly gates he asked God, why He didn’t help him after praying so hard, God said “ I did help you I sent the sheriff, a boat and a helicopter.” The moral of the story is God answer prayers, maybe not the way we want, but He answers them.

I know God answers prayers, I don’t know how? I have prayed and prayed for things in my life, these prayers were not answered right away. If my prayer wasn’t answered, so I thought, it really was answered and the answer was “no.” God will give us the tools to help ourselves, we have to be aware of them and use them accordingly. I always pray, I wake up and pray, a prayer is constantly going through my head, and so many times the devil enters to trip me up with the words, he wants me to trip and fall so he can help me. It may have worked at one time, not now, and that’s the reason I am writing this story.

I pray to Padre Pio, “pray, hope and don’t worry,” that was Padre Pio’s mantra. I wear a St. Benedict medal attached to my crucifix to keep the devil away. For the last few weeks I have been wearing a Immaculate Mary medal on a black leather bracelet. I was never in the habit of praying to Mary, I do now and it works. My worries and troubles have not changed, but praying to Mary has eased my mind and prepared me for the future with a clearer head. This past Advent I prepared myself for the arrival of Jesus, and I have never felt so serene and so joyous. I know my prayers are being answered. In the end of this life I fully believe that praying has made a difference in my life. Pray!

American consumers are getting squeezed economically. Interest rates on cars are between 11% to 19%. Average amount of monthly car payment is $700.00. Many consumers have car payments higher than $1,000 per month. Ford Motors announced great earnings. Now how can that be. Well, Ford CREDIT was offering zero percent on special FORD vehicles.

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Want to thank my dear friend @TriciaJ Tricia James our favorite preferred wholesale Mortgage Lender who has brought it to my attention of Animal Care LA County Shelter who are overwhelmed with dogs and cats in desperate need of foster care and permanent forever homes. I think this great organization needs help I am all in

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On a recent family gathering with my granddaughters, grandniece, and grandnephew and various cousins. Age from 3 to 10, my wife and I thought it would be cool to have them write a book. We came up with an elephant as the main character, then asked the children ten questions: color of your elephant, name, favorite food, etc. When compiled the answers, and this is what we came up with.

The Grapevine…

The last of the great generation.

Are the baby boomers the last of the great generation, perhaps? We were born after World War II. We all heard the stories of the war and the Great Depression. Our parents struggled, especially if they were children of immigrants like mine. They had nothing and gave us everything they didn’t have. How noble. They went from having nothing to giving us their all. I was content in a one-bedroom apartment in Greenwich Village. There were five of us squeezed into barely 900 square feet of space. Living quarters were scarred after the war; all returning needed an apartment. My parents eventually moved into a 3-bedroom apartment in the 1960s. Others fled the city for the suburbs, giving us a better childhood.

That’s where it all started! I was spoiled with a basketball and baseball glove; I had it all! Growing up, we were all in the same boat, not having a lot of money. Our parents saved nickels and dimes for that down payment for a house—probably two grand for a twenty thousand dollar house. We watched and learned about the struggles; they stayed happy and taught us respect. Yes, sir; no, madam. They took us to church; we all dressed up for Easter, and we attended midnight mass on Christmas Eve. We traveled on holidays to see our grandparents.

That’s when we blew it! The eighties gave way to greed; corporations grew and grew. Finally, we had enough money for our kids, and we spoiled them. We started the problem that exists today; it is our fault. We were so focused on giving them a better childhood than us that we lost sight of the meaning of living. My wife and I have four children: a doctor, a teacher with a master’s, a Michelin chef, and a savant. We gave them all the tools they needed for a successful future. We thought we were doing the right thing. I love my grandkids very much; they have everything and more. How can a child possibly show appreciation when they have it all?

We shower them with love, affection, and lots of stuff. They forget, “Thank you; you’re welcome.” Respect is long gone. When a kid is bullied in school or cyberbullied, oh, give me a break and delete those unwanted messages. The bully and his prey are called into the principal’s office. “Bobby, you must not say those things to Jimmy; he is offended.” Offended, come on, when we went to school, you settled this stuff after the school bell rang. Outside, down and dirty, with fists blaring and noses bleeding. We coddled our children. I had two older sisters; sh*t, I was bullied right there; they told me I was adopted. When my first sister was born, my parents handled her like crystal. When the second sister was born, she was handled—maybe not like crystal but more like an expensive pair of glassware. By the time I was born, I could go outside and play in the streets at six years old. I played in vacant lots with tons of broken glass. I was on my own. I dodged cars and had strangers hold my hand to cross the street. “Have somebody cross the street with you,” my mother would yell from our fifth-floor window.

I wasn’t abused, but I was slapped for having a wise month by my parents. I needed only one slap to put my buttocks to keep me in order. I lived in constant fear: “Wait until your father comes home.” This scared the crap out of me, and looking back, my dad never hit me.

I realize it is ultimately the child’s responsibility to behave accordingly. You can have two children and spoil them identically, and they may have different results; one can be a spender and cry baby, and the other could be a minamilist.

I worked from the time I was fifteen, and my parents saved money for me. I was never much of a saver when I grew older, but I was taught to save for a rainy day. It was up to me to continue.

Family traditions: what happened there? Holiday meals with relatives—I know the younger generation is trying to establish their own traditions, duh. That’s not traditional. Why must everything be changed? Why? Because they are spoiled and bored. Our generation stopped a war by protesting at the colleges. They protest today because their feelings are hurt. Oh, please.

Wake up, or woke up! Spend more time with your kids; take them to the park. Limit time on devices. They made fun of us in the fifties when I had my plastic cowboy cap gun and holster. They said I would grow up and be violent. Now eight-year-olds are watching videos of mass military shootings, naked women, and who knows what else? Don’t get me wrong. I go to the gun range often and like naked women. I am an adult, so I’m told. I hope that my great-grandchildren, whom I will never know, come to realize that life is more than devices and possessions, so they can forge ahead and be the next great generation.

You heard it through the grapevine.

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The difference between a deed-in-lieu of foreclosure and a foreclosure centers on the process and implications for the homeowner and the lender:

Foreclosure:

• Process: Foreclosure is a legal process initiated by the lender when the homeowner fails to make mortgage payments. The lender takes legal action to seize the home to recover the money owed.
• Impact on Credit: Foreclosure has a significant negative impact on the homeowner’s credit score and can remain on the credit report for up to seven years.
• Public Auction: Typically, the foreclosed property is sold at a public auction, and the lender may still pursue a deficiency judgment if the sale price does not cover the mortgage balance owed.
• Legal Proceedings: Involves court intervention, especially in judicial foreclosure states, where the process can be lengthy and costly.

Deed-in-Lieu of Foreclosure:

• Process: A deed-in-lieu of foreclosure is a voluntary process initiated by the homeowner who cannot make mortgage payments. The homeowner hands over the deed to the property to the lender to satisfy the loan, thereby avoiding foreclosure.
• Impact on Credit: While it still negatively affects credit scores, a deed-in-lieu may be slightly less damaging than a foreclosure. It also shows on a credit report for up to seven years but is often viewed slightly more favorably since it demonstrates proactive management of the default.
• Resolution: This process is generally quicker and less costly than foreclosure. It also avoids the public auction aspect of foreclosures.
• Deficiency Judgment: Typically, a deed-in-lieu agreement includes a provision that forgives any deficiency between the home’s value and the amount owed, though this needs to be negotiated with the lender.

Choosing Between Them:

• Homeowner’s Situation: The choice between pursuing a deed-in-lieu of foreclosure versus undergoing a foreclosure often depends on the homeowner’s specific circumstances, including their ability to negotiate with the lender and the lender’s willingness to accept the deed-in-lieu.
• Lender’s Discretion: Not all lenders will accept a deed-in-lieu of foreclosure, especially if there are other liens against the property, as these complicate the transfer of a clear title.

Both options are ways for borrowers to address financial hardship and impending foreclosure, but they carry different implications for the time required, impact on credit health, and potential financial obligations following the event. Homeowners facing such decisions may benefit from consulting with a financial advisor or a legal professional to explore the best course of action based on their personal situation and the specific terms of their mortgage agreement.

In this forum, we will discuss and cover condotels. What are condotels? What makes a condominium unit a condo hotel or condotel? A condotel is a type of real estate investment that combines condominium-style private ownership with hotel-style management. Here’s how they typically operate and some factors to consider if you’re thinking about investing in one:

What is a Condotel?

• Definition: A condotel is a condominium that is operated as a hotel with a registration desk, cleaning service, and more. Owners can use their unit as a private vacation home and also rent it out as a hotel room when they are not using it.
• Management: The hotel management handles renting out the units, maintaining common areas, and providing hotel-like amenities such as housekeeping, room service, and concierge services.

Features of Condotels

• Amenities: Like traditional hotels, condotels offer amenities such as pools, fitness centers, spas, and restaurants.
• Flexibility: Owners have the flexibility to stay in their unit when it’s available. When they are not using it, the unit can generate income by being rented out.
• Location: Condotels are often located in popular tourist destinations like beach fronts, downtown areas, or near major attractions, enhancing their appeal to renters.

Financial and Legal Considerations

• Financing: Getting a mortgage for a condotel can be more challenging than for a typical condominium. Many lenders view them as riskier investments, which can lead to higher down payment requirements and interest rates.
• Income Potential: The income from renting out a condotel can help offset the cost of ownership. However, revenue can fluctuate based on tourism trends, management performance, and competition from other hotels and rentals.
• Regulations: Ownership and rental rules can vary significantly depending on local laws and the specific condotel’s policies. Potential buyers should review these regulations carefully.

Investment Considerations

• Market Fluctuations: The profitability of condotels can be sensitive to the broader tourism industry, which may be impacted by economic downturns, natural disasters, or other factors reducing travel.
• Management Fees: Owners typically pay management fees for the operational aspects of the condotel, which can reduce the net income from rental earnings.
• Resale Potential: Reselling a condotel unit can sometimes be more challenging than selling a traditional condo due to the niche market and dependency on the tourism sector.

If you’re considering investing in a condotel, it’s essential to conduct thorough research and possibly consult with real estate professionals who have experience with this type of property. They can offer insights into the local market, potential returns on investment, and any legal complexities involved in owning a condotel.

I am a pizza! Caio! I came to this country from humble beginnings, not sure exactly where or when. But, I know I am Italian by birth, somewhere in the south, maybe Naples or Rome. I’m a simple dish made from flour, tomatoes, and cheese; yes, I have evolved and morphed into something entirely different.

Many other countries claim I am theirs; that’s because they all have flatbread with some cheese and tomatoes. I’ll tell you what I wasn’t born with: pepperoni, pineapple, and other toppings. No pepperoni in Italy; it’s soppressata, an Italian sausage.

Gennaro Lombardi was the first Italian to introduce me to America. I grew up on the Lower East Side of Manhattan, 23 1/2 Spring Street in Little Italy, a block away from Mulberry Street. I’m still here after 120 years. He took his recipe from Naples, Italy. Although pizza varies from Italian province to Italian province, I’m still basically the same.

Roman makes oval pizza, Naples’s pizza is round, and Sicilian pizza is square. Now we have thin-crust and deep-dish pizza. New York pizza is different from Italy; in New York, you walk down the street with the pizza folded and olive oil dripping down your arm. The only toppings I’m okay with are anchovies, olives, oregano, and red pepper. I don’t need much; fresh basil is nice to make a Margarita pizza. This pizza displays the color of the Italian flag, red, green, and white.

I really think I am the most popular food in the United States. Lots of countries take credit for me. I was called focaccia, just a flatbread, 2000 years ago. I have seen many things in my life. Did I ever tell you the time I first witnessed wine being discovered? I mean, what goes better with pizza than red wine.

So, I’m lying around just cooling off after just coming out of the oven, waiting to be devoured. All of a sudden, these Romans start throwing all these discarded pieces of fruit, mostly grapes, into a huge terra cotta vat in the corner. After a few days, it began to stink! It smelled like rotten eggs, which I learned was H2S, Hydrogen Sulfide. Whatever gave the Roman Centurian the idea to drink it? I thought for sure he would get sick and vomit. Instead, he suddenly turns to address the Roman Senate and says, “It needs more time.” Two weeks later, the rotting fruit turned into my favorite beverage – wine.

The same was true for cheese years ago; you encourage this mold to grow. The mold is yeast and is cultured into cheese. Many kinds of cheese really stink, so my question always was, “How do you know when cheese is bad?” You can just cut the mold off and eat the rest. I prefer “muzzarella,” aka mozzarella, made from Italian buffalo. The fresher, the better. Yes, I know “muzz” is hard to melt; that’s why the oven is over 1000 degrees.

I love when olive oil is drizzled over me; it tickles! The olive oil simmers, the cheese melts, and the tomatoes are cooked. Boy, do I smell good! I don’t even feel the pizza cutter slice through me. I am a pizza! I am round, square, and oval. Any way they make me; I am a pizza! Bon Appetite!

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Sex before marriage is a sin, unless you do it doggy-style, all dogs go to heaven.