I could have been tech savvy years ago. I was living in San Mateo, California, near San Jose. I was managing restaurants and my neighbor was working in San Jose. He said to be, “ I got this great sales job and you would be great at it!” I asked what was the job, he replied, “selling chips.” Now I’m thinking chips that was a great job back in New York, if you can get a chip route it paid good money. So I ask, “Lays or Pringles?” He explained micro chips was the latest invention for computers. This was 1988, Silicon Valley was yet to be established. I miss the boat and I never ate potato chips again.