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HOA in Florida, Forget About It!
So if you want to buy a house in Florida, you better research additional costs aside from mortgages, insurance, and taxes. The HOA, the dreaded Home Owners Association, or modern-day Nazis. When we researched homes in Florida, we soon realized the HOA was a big expense., sometimes $350 per month, which can cost more each year. You have no control over this. Okay, they give you a pool and some lawn service. Our last HOA had $375,000 in their account. Where does that money go? When we asked about fixing the sidewalks, their response was that this was the city’s concern. When we got in touch with the city, they said it was the HOA’s responsibility. The oak trees had grown over twenty years, displacing the sidewalks with huge root growth and cracking the sidewalks. It is very scary when you walk the neighborhood.
They drive past your house and take pictures; you never see them; they are as stealthy as the CIA. I heard that for each fine they write, they get $5.00. Here is a case in point. They took a picture of our gutter at noon, which created a shadow. They sent a notice that the paint had faded; when we checked later in the afternoon, there was no shadow, and the paint seemed fine. We received another picture taken at noon, and they demanded that we repaint. This went on for some months, and finally they conceded—the assholes that they are!
Our neighborhood was overrun with vehicles, sometimes four or five cars in driveways and parked on the street, often making it hard to pull in or out of our driveway. They said they have no control over who parks where. When we realized there was a meth lab across the street with 15 people living there, the HOA had no control. Good thing the police did, and they were evicted a year late. One of the meth guys started staring me down one day, thinking I had ratted him out. I stared back. I take no shit from people. He walked across the street toward me, and I simply told him, I am old, I can’t run, and I don’t dial 911. Life in prison would be a short time for me if you fucked with me or my family. He decided to go back across the street; he didn’t plan on meeting Tony Soprano, robe, and .38. The same house was rented to a chain of car thieves. Two stolen cars were found in their driveway. The HOA has no control over who rents what. Again, the police did, and I have them on speed dial.
Do yourself a favor and avoid HOA, or Horrible Owner Assholes.