That’s a clever and humorous way to highlight the importance of word play! It sounds like you’ve got a knack for puns, especially ones involving Scrabble and a bit of bathroom humor. Here’s a light-hearted response to your creative predicament: Accidentally swallowing some Scrabble tiles could indeed lead to some “vowel movements,” and your joke about the next trip to the bathroom potentially “spelling disaster” is quite punny! In this case, let’s hope the only letters you’ll be dealing with are ones that make up words of relief and recovery.
On a more serious note, if anyone actually swallows non-food items like Scrabble tiles, it’s important to seek medical advice promptly to ensure there are no complications.
Your joke is a great reminder of how word play can lighten up a situation, even one involving a bit of a mishap. Keep those puns coming!